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You can help confirm this entry by contributing facts, media, and other evidence of notability and mutation. Baseball Sex Metaphors refer to a method of explaining different types of sexual contact by comparing them to various baseball positions.
The most well-known of these is the "base" system, which compares escalating levels of sexual contact to different bases on a baseball field, with "home" usually standing for sexual First second third base sexually.
The base system is often joked about in pop culture and online by people replacing the action that constitutes a specific "base" with something else. On January 17th,a definition for third base was posted to Urban Dictionary First second third base sexually user rarmeister describing it as making physical contact with another's genitals.
The terms have been referenced in several media posts since the mids. InCollege Humor  ran a humorous piece defining "lesser-known" sex-baseball metaphors. InCosmopolitan ran a piece of an "updated" baseball metaphor list, with each base representing far more
First second third base sexually and detailed actions than the commonly-known list. One of the most popular is the song "Paradise the Dashboard Light" by Meatloaf, which describes a First second third base sexually making out as a baseball announcer describes a player rounding the bases in a game shown below, First second third base sexually. Another popular example comes from a joke about the bases from a trailer for the Netflix series Bad Samaritanswhere a young girl humorously describes first base as "anal" shown below, right.
Screencaps of the scene were posted to Tumblr by hooddoggy  and gained overnotes.
In the s, a snowclone emerged on Twitter in which people offered First second third base sexually guesses as to what third base meant.
An early example appeared on December 23rd,in which user ColoradoUgly  defined third base as "one hand under the snuggie. The snowclone grew more popular in the following years, as people offered more absurd definitions of third base.
On January 17th,Twitter user electrasam  gave the definition, "third base is when you tell them about your First second third base direction stan years," gaining over 30, retweets and 85, likes shown below, left. In July ofbaseball sex metaphors again began trending on Twitter as people wrote parodies of the traditional definitions, making first base "sex" and the other bases increasing levels of emotional intimacy.
One of the earliest known tweets to spread the meme was posted by user suuuuuunshine on July 16th, While the tweet has since been deleted, it was cited by Mashable. The snowclone continued spreading on Twitter over the following week, spawning several popular examples.
User princesslysi posted an example which gained over 7, retweets and 26, First second third base sexually shown below, left. User xhastalamuerte gained over 5, retweets and 25, likes for her example posted July 17th shown below, right.
The popularity of the jokes led to coverage from Mashable  and Independent. Jan 20, at Reminds me of the TED talk that had a fat guy complaining about sports based metaphors for sex, and proposing pizza based metaphors instead.
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